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Oct 24, 2024

Why America Needs a No-Holds Barred Cage Match Between Tyrus and Dave Bautista

Alright, let’s add some political spice to the mix because this match just got even more wild . Not only would Tyrus vs. Dave Bautista be an epic battle of sheer physical force, but now we’re bringing

Alright, let’s add some political spice to the mix because this match just got even more wild. Not only would Tyrus vs. Dave Bautista be an epic battle of sheer physical force, but now we’re bringing in a clash of ideologies that could shake the cage harder than any suplex ever could.

Tyrus, a vocal supporter of Donald Trump, would definitely come out with that MAGA swagger, waving the flag and probably wearing some sort of pro-Trump gear. He’s known for not holding back in interviews, and you can bet his promo would be all about how he’s standing up for “the people” and “America First.” It’d get the crowd roaring—or booing, depending on which side of the political fence you’re on.

Then enters Dave Bautista, a proud and loud supporter of Kamala Harris. You already know he’s rolling in with that “anti-Trump” energy, making it clear he’s fighting for progress and change. Bautista is all about using his platform for what he believes in, so he’d probably drop a line or two about equality and decency before hitting the ring. His walkout music might even be politically charged, amping up the crowd like only a Hollywood action star can.

Now, this isn’t just a battle of biceps and bodyslams. It’s a clash of cultures. A red vs. blue, Trump vs. Biden (or, more accurately, Trump vs. Harris) throwdown that’s about to go nuclear inside that steel cage. The political tension would be so thick you could slice it with a steel chair.

Imagine the promos before the match: Tyrus calling out the “radical left” and telling Bautista that “Hollywood elites” don’t stand a chance against him. Meanwhile, Bautista would clap back about how Tyrus is just a puppet for Trump, and this is the people’s fight for decency. The drama alone would be next-level.

Regardless of your politics, this is the kind of match that transcends wrestling—it becomes a spectacle. It’s the most American thing ever: larger-than-life personalities, pumped-up political beef, and two muscle-bound dudes throwing each other around in a cage.

Sign us all up for pay-per-view, because this would be legendary.